April, 1997 - Shooter

Okay, we've searched far and wide, high and low for our first ever Pet of the Month (POM) here at fuzzydog.com, and we're proud to give the inaugural honor to Shooter, a male Yorkshire Terrier currently living in Yorba Linda, California.  Shooter has many, many talents, not the least of which is that he manages his own website: Shooter's Yorkshire Terrier Homepage.  It's well worth a visit, but in the meantime here's some highlights from Shooter's page...in his own words:

Hobbies: Photography, walking, sleeping, taking walks, sniffing new smells, going on walks, answering my mail.

Abilities: The usual dog tricks (sit, shake hands, speak, stand up). I can bark out answers to math questions (addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, square, square root, e-to-the-natural-log, and more. Best to keep the answer a positive integer less than twelve). Avid photographer. Excellent skills in composition and exposure (for a dog). Some difficulty loading film. Awesome bladder control.

Most Frequent Thought: "What's that? Can I eat it?"

Favorite Saying: "Once I piss on it, it's mine."

On Religion: "In Doggy Heaven, everything's carpeted and every dog has a homepage."

Dirty Secret: "If you're cute enough, anything in the world can be yours."

Dislikes: Kids. Especially little girls (terrorized and dropped by little girl at a young age).

Computers: "HTML isn't so hard. Hitting just one key with your paw -- now that's tough."

Greatest Joy: "There is no greater joy in life than to get someone to give-in just because you give them your best sad look."

Favorite Fast Food: Bell Peppers, from McDonalds' salads.

Much more on Shooter's Website, now at www.shooterdog.com!!!