Hey, you picked 'em!! Some memorable lines from some memorable films...entries from 1999 and beyond!
Click here for 1996-1998 quotables...
Wonka: "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men" -- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Christine 11/13/01)
"Do not speak unless you can improve the silence." -- Ever After (Amanda 11/12/01)
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is." -- Forrest Gump (Humayun 11/9/01)
"I find I'm so excited I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel... a free man at the start of a long journey who's conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope..." -- Shawshank Redemption (Humayun 11/9/01)
"I have to remind myself that some birds weren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just to bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But your world is just that much colder and emptier that they're gone. I don't know... maybe I just miss my friend" -- Shawshank Redemption (Humayun 11/9/01)
"You sold me...queer Giraffes." -- Gladiator (Lauren 11/4/01)
"Nothing like having your face cut off to disturb your sleep!!!" -- Face/Off (Mins 10/27/01)
"are you aware that i am rubber and you are glue, and everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?" -- Superstar (anonymous entry 10/26/01)
"A gun rack? A gun rack? I don't even own a gun, much less many guns that would necesstitate an entire rack. What am i gonna do w/ a gun rack?" -- Wayne's World (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
"Killer bees! AAAAHHHHH! Protect yourself, your firearms are useless against them!" -- Tommy Boy (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
"Once again, marijuana saves an otherwise diastrous day!" -- Half-baked (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
"So, the combination is: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage." -- Spaceballs (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
"All's fair in love and basketball." -- Love and Basketball (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
"Always play with their minds." -- Empire Records (anonymous entry 10/20/01)
Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable ......." -- The Wizard of Oz (Shana R. 10/13/01)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." "Keaton once said 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him'. Well i believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soza". -- The Usual Suspects (Angie 10/10/01)
"If I was your bread would you be my butter." -- To Wong Foo... (Jacki P. 9/30/01)
"'Parp, Phart, Prrppp, frttt, peeeep' Can
we have some more beans."
"Seems like you've had enough." -- Blazing Saddles (SJW 9/25/01)
"How can you be in two places at once, when you're not anywhere at all?" -- Firesign Theater (anonymous entry 9/20/01)
"Bull sheet beverly hills! mom it's just a scratch!" -- Anywhere But Here (Andrea M. 9/17/01)
Warlord: "Conan! What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women." -- Conan the Barbarian (anonymous entry 9/6/01)
"You people have been chosen to reveal our existence to the world. You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later. All eyes to the front. Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. We shall spread our darkened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God. Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt you down. Each day shall we spill Evil's blood, until it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions; these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish." -- Boondock Saints (anonymous entry 9/6/01)
"How dare you break wind before me"
"I'm sorry. I didn't know it was your turn." -- Austin Powers (Elliott W. 8/28/01)
"Kindly do not attempt to cloud the issue with facts." -- Mary Poppins (maral 8/22/01)
"I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, except the whole hooker thing." -- She's All That (Hilarie 8/21/01)
"Don't let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve what you want." -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Hilarie 8/21/01)
"As a boyfriend, you kinda suck!" -- Center Stage (Hilarie 8/21/01)
George Clooney: "Hey bugs how you makin out?"
Bugsy: "Im not. I dont know maybe i smell like fish."
George: "Maybe you need a new deodorant."
Bugsy: "Maybe i need a new face!" -- The Perfect Storm (Christina 8/16/01)
Blain(with a pierced tongue): "Mong ith wathing fom heaveng wite gnow. *Sniff* Ith far thtarfing cheewdwen!" -- Rat Race (Lindsey 8/8/01)
Enricco: "It's a race! A race! I hope I win." -- Rat Race (Lindsey 8/8/01)
"Don't play Hitler's harmonica!" -- Rat Race (Lindsey 8/8/01)
"London Bridge is falling down, falling down...EEEK!" -- Army of Darkness (Greg 7/22/01)
"You see I'm the bad ash you're the good ash. goody two shoes, goody two shoes lalalalalaaa. uh-oh *BAM*.... good ash, bad ash, whats the difference i'm the one with the gun. " -- Army of Darkness (Greg 7/22/01)
"I don't have any demands, I just don't want to go outside!" -- Airheads (anonymous entry 7/18/01)
Harry Boland: "There's Only one problem?"
Michael Collins: "And whats that?"
Harry Boland: "We'd have to do it". -- Michael Collins (Martin J. 7/12/01)
"At least I'm not named after bottled water." -- Superstar (Samantha 7/15/01)
Malcolm: "This is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas." -- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
"What do you need?"
"Rope? Okay, you need anything else?"
"Yeah, 3 double cheeseburgers with everything."
"No onions on mine!"
"And an apple turnover!" -- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
Malcolm: "MOMMY'S VERY ANGRY!" -- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
Malcolm: "It's the only place in the world where the geese chase you." -- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
Dr. Hammond: "I'm not making the same mistakes
Malcolm: "No, no you're making all new ones." -- The Lost World: Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
"We're back in the car again." -- Jurassic Park (Sarah 7/15/01)
Harry Boland: "There's Only one problem?"
Michael Collins: "And whats that?"
Harry Boland: "We'd have to do it". -- Michael Collins (Martin J. 7/12/01)
"Are you smiling? It's alright you can laugh I promise I won't tell anybody " - Cruel Intentions (Karen 7/10/01)
Mason: "You stand by the door, when I open
Anderson: "I'd like to know how you plan on acomplishing that."
Mason: "Through here (tunnel with blades and burst of fire comeing out of it)
Anderson: "You're sh***ing me." -- The Rock (anonymous entry 7/10/01)
"Welcome to the rock." -- The Rock (anonymous entry 7/10/01)
"Eat this.........bam!!!!! (Hicks shoveing the shotgun in the aliens mouth)" -- Aliens (anonymous entry 7/10/01)
"Get away from her you b*tch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- Aliens (anonymous entry 7/10/01)
Lucilla: "I knew a man once, a man of principle
who loved my father and my father loved him."
Maximus: "That man is gone your brother did his work well." -- Gladiator (Merrique 7/7/01)
"Hey, nice jacket. Who shot the couch?" -- Beverly Hills Ninja (anonymous entry 7/3/01)
"I'm the ghost with the most Babe" -- Beetlejuice (anonymous entry 7/3/01)
"Maybe I should call you a cab. Although it's gonna be hard to find one that will go to hell at this time of night!" -- Bedazzled (anonymous entry 7/3/01)
"Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?" -- Batman & Robin (anonymous entry 7/3/01)
"Oh, I'm sorry...I said I was sorry!" -- Dracula 2000 (anonymous entry 7/3/01)
"Back to school." -- Billy Madison (Daniel J. 7/3/01)
"Shibby!!" -- Dude, Where's My Car? (Dreamcaster 7/2/01)
Grace: "Hi Harry."
Harry: "I've asked you repeatedly to call me dad!"
Grace: "Sorry Harry." -- Armageddon (Kass 6/28/01)
Johnny Ringo: "You must be Doc Holliday?"
Doc: "That's the rumor."
Johnny: "You retired too?"
Doc: "Not me, I'm in my prime." -- Tombstone (Kassidi 6/28/01)
Jakkelsen: :Everyone thinks you're a cop. Is that
what you're doing here, spying on me?"
Smilla: "Actually, I came for a quick fuck, but you spoiled it by talking." -- Smilla's Sense of Snow (Roo 6/28/01)
Mechanic: "Smilla, why does such a nice
person have such a rough mouth."
Smilla: "I'm sorry I gave you the impression it's my mouth that's rough. I try to be rough all over." -- Smilla's Sense of Snow (Roo 6/28/01)
"Good thing I didn't flatline. My 350 pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her." -- Flatliners (Roo 6/28/01)
"I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be!" -- Flatliners (Roo 6/28/01)
"You see, Hopsi, you don't know very much about girls. The best ones aren't as good as you think they are, and the bad ones aren't as bad. Not nearly as bad." -- The Lady Eve (Roo 6/28/01)
"We could be partners."
"You might try to kill me."
"I'm not going to kill you."
"I said you'd try." -- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (Sarah 6/25/01)
"The Chad is great! The Chad is great! The Chad is... stuck." -- Charlie's Angels (Sarah 6/25/01)
Danny: "The only thing that scares me is
that you might love him more than you love me."
Evelyn: "I love YOU, Danny, and I'll be right here waiting for you when you come back." -- Pearl Harbor (Sarah 6/25/01)
"There's a snake in my boot!" -- Toy Story (Sarah 6/25/01)
Dolittle: "Do you know what Top Secret is?"
Rafe: "Yes, Sir. It's the kind of mission where you get medals.. And they send 'em to your relatives." -- Pearl Harbor (Sarah 6/24/01)
Dolittle: "I heard about what you did."
Rafe: "We can explain that, Sir."
Dolittle: "Explain what?"
Danny: "Whatever you heard about us, Sir."
Dolittle: "You mean the hula shirts you were flying in? Or the seven planes you shot down?" -- Pearl Harbor (Sarah 6/24/01)
Rafe: "Danny, let's play some chicken with these Jap suckers!" -- Pearl Harbor (Sarah 6/24/01)
"I can't swim, but I keep my black @$$ out of the pool!" -- Gone in 60 Seconds (Kass 6/24/01)
Delmar: "...I dunno Everett, do you think it was the whole chain or just the one branch?" -- O Brother, Where Art Thou
"I have spoken and counted to three." -- O Brother, Where Art Thou (Sarah 6/23/01)
Delmar: "We thought you was turned into a toad" -- O Brother, Where Art Thou (Sarah 6/23/01)
Pete: "Don't... seek... the.. treasure..." -- O Brother, Where Art Thou (Sarah 6/23/01)
Bosley: "This feels like the first day of the last of my life... ya know what I mean? Or the last day of the first of my life... or somethin.' I think I'm in trouble." -- Charlie's Angels (Sarah 6/23/01)
Bosley: "And I'm not surprised, because I had a real long talk with a squirrel one time... longer than I can talk to most humans." -- Charlie's Angels (Sarah 6/23/01)
Romy: "Well I'll tell everyone that you said
Heather: "Why don't you tell everyone to go and f*** themselves for making my teen years a living hell." -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (Jaden 6/22/01)
"Guys, Chad fell down." -- That Thing You Do! (anonymous entry 6/21/01)
Maid: "Here, I'll give you something to eat.
How about some lobster?"
Ingrid: "I don't want a lobster, I want a man!" -- Indiscreet (anonymous entry 6/21/01)
"I don't want to put you into a cage, I want to love you!" -- Breakfast at Tiffany's (anonymous entry 6/21/01)
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (anonymous entry 6/21/01)
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -- Moulin Rouge (anonymous entry 6/21/01)
Phil: "That's so diculas...it's ridiculas!" -- Meet the Deedles (Rdaiberjr 6/20/01)
"You know...Jessie is short for Jessica... and Captain Pine is short for Caaaappppttaaaiiinn Piiiiinnnnne!" -- Meet the Deedles (Rdaiberjr 6/20/01)
"Don't do it, Firefly,...it's too dangerous!"
"Dangerous is my middle name!" -- My Little Pony (Caitlin 6/15/01)
"If you were me, than i'd be you! and I'd use your body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are! wooowwhhhh...LOSER!" -- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (Mrs. Movie 6/14/01)
Sara: "Thank you."
Derek: "Was that thank you as in I had a good time thank you, or thank you as in if you come on my door step again ima bust a cap in your ass."
Sara: "I would never bust a cap in your ass." -- Save the Last Dance (Erica 6/4/01)
"A lock of hair...from her CHEST!!!" -- Grease (Luisa 6/2/01)
"A hicky from kaniky is like a hallmark card" -- Grease (anonymous entry 5/29/01)
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale of the moonlight?" -- Batman (Jenny 5/29/01)
"If you Dance with the devil, the Devil don't change. The Devil changes you." -- 8mm (Jenny 5/29/01)
"Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court, anything operating outside said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking." -- Mallrats (Mike 5/24/01)
"I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burnt to the ground! I want to walk in there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!" -- The Untouchables (George 5/24/01)
"Arrg! Fourty dollars for a Christmas tree and they don't deliver?! You buy ten dollars worth of chow mein from Mr. Wong's and they bring it to your front door! Oh, I should have bought a blue spruce they're lighter. " -- While You Were Sleeping (Pete Z. 5218/01)
"But I didn't eat the salmon mousse..." -- Monty Python's The Meaning of LIfe (Rachel 5/18/01)
"Gone! Its's all gone. Bye, bye, woo,woo! One minute you're king of the whole universe, and then you sucking down darjeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sisters! -- Toy Story (Pete Z. 5/18/01)
"Up and down, and not across." -- The Other Sister (Kristy 5/16/01)
"Oh good, they're open." -- Pushing Tin (Feren 5/15/01)
"Those clothes are wearing you, Felix." -- Joe vs. The Volcano (Johnny D 5/15/01)
"I'm baby-stepping. I'm doing the work. I'm not a slacker!" -- What About Bob? (Johnny D 5/15/01)
"I hear it tell that a man's grip on his club shows his grip on the world." -- The Legend of Bagger Vance (Andy2k 5/12/01)
"Did u just grab my ass???" -- A Night at the Roxbury (Humayun 5/8/01)
"I didn't like him much then and i f***in hate him now!" -- High Fidelity (Erin 5/7/01)
"She lives in an Ianless universe!" -- High Fidelity (Erin 5/7/01)
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nominee Patri, et Fili, et Spiritu Sancti." -- Boondock Saints (Therin 5/5/01)
"I am dead, and this is hell!" -- The Stand (William 4/29/01)
"Too early seen unknown, and known too late. Prodigious birth of love it is to me that I must love a loathed enemy" -- Romeo and Juliet (William 4/28/01)
"Are you calling me a cheat?"
"No, I'm calling you a stinkin' awful!" -- Interview with a Vampire (Niffer 4/25/01)
"...on Thanksgiving we did it,and it was beautiful!" -- The Other Sister (Tami 4/22/01)
"Come on Tore, I can't mack on you in front of the parentals. Bye Bye!!!" -- Bring it On (Jenna 4/15/01)
"Ya feel that? That's where the heart is?" -- Where The Heart Is (Jenna 4/15/01)
"it's understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself." -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Alexa 4/6/01)
"I hate it when things don't go my way, it makes me soooooo horny." -- Cruel Intentions (Albert 4/6/01)
Jay: "Why The F*** did you hold my head down and where the F*** am I and who the F*** are you lady and what the F*** happened to that guys head?" -- Dogma (Sean 4/2/01)
Mallory: "'Till you and I die, and die, and die again...'till death do us part" -- Natural Born Killers (Bloodlady 4/1/01)
Merchant: "Please, for God's sake"
Pinhead: "Do I look like I care what God thinks?!?" -- Bloodline (Astrocreep 4/1/01)
Angelique: "You broke the number one rule, Jaques... Never get in hells way" -- Hellraiser: Bloodline (Bloodlady 4/1/01)
Psychiatrist: "Tell me, Harold, how many
of these, uh, "suicides" have you performed?"
Harold: "A rough estimate? I'd say... fifteen."
Psychiatrist: "Were they all done for your mother's benefit?"
Harold: "No, I would not say "benefit."" -- Harold and Maude (Mitch 3/25/01)
Harold: "What were you fighting for?"
Maude: "Oh, Big Issues. Liberty. Rights. Justice. Kings died and kingdoms fell. You know, I don't regret the kingdoms—I see no sense in borders and nations and patriotism—but I do miss the kings." -- Harold and Maude (Mitch 3/25/01)
"You smilin'. Why are you smilin?"
"You think football is fun?"
"Not anymore though is it? IS IT?"
"Zero fun sir."
"Alright." -- Remember the Titans (Amy 3/24/01)
"What am i going to do with a gun rack? I don't own ah gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack." -- Wayne's World (Emily 3/21/01)
"I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if you never take it seriously, you'll never get hurt, if you never get hurt, you'll always have fun and if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends." -- Almost Famous (Emily 3/21/01)
"Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food, im gonna kick you till your'e dead" -- Moonstruck (Susan 3/20/01)
"Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the a$$ or the crotch?" -- Fight Club (Nicole 3/17/01)
"Now why'd you gotta go and do that? I'm tryin to make a point." -- The Usual Suspects (Nicole 3/17/01)
"I see dead people" -- The Sixth Sense (Stan 3/16/01)
"Did I say that out loud, or was it just in my head? Did THEY hear it?" -- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Lala 3/16/01)
"We can't stop here, this is BAT COUNTRY!" -- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Lala 3/16/01)
"House Keeping" -- Tommy Boy (Kayleen 3/16/01)
"All's fair in love and basketball." -- Love and Basketball (Court 3/16/01)
"Killer Boots Man" -- Dumb and Dumber (Ann 3/14/01)
"We don't read and write peotry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members f the human reace, and the human race is filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, engineering...these are noble pursuits, and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love...these are what we stay alive for." -- Dead Poets Society (Kim 3/11/01)
"Listen...I'm not here to twist your niblets" -- Me, Myself and Irene (Katie 3/10/01)
"Death is only the beginning" -- The Mummy (Marei and Goman 3/8/01)
"I'm just here to regulate the funkiness" -- The Mexican (Katie 3/4/01)
"That's for making my date bleed. That's for my sister. And that's for me!" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Karen 3/4/01)
"Men are so easy." -- Simply Irresistible (anonymous entry 3/2/01)
"It's not who you love, it's how." -- Chasing Amy (Peanut 2/22/01)
"Cut off your face and feed it to your dog" -- Hannibal (Jack 2/13/01)
"Always play with their minds" -- Empire Records (Desirae 2/13/01)
"He went to Austin,Mass."
"You mean Boston?"
"That's what I said!" -- Road Trip (Kassidi 2/10/01)
"You're right, you're right, I know you're right." -- When Harry Met Sally (Sandy 2/7/01)
"Am I that transparent. I want you I need you, ooh baby ooh baby" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Desirae 2/7/01)
"Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior" -- Empire Records (Desirae 2/7/01)
"I do not regret the things I have done but those I did not do" -- Empire Records (Desirae 2/7/01)
"Nice Kid. Baaaaad judge of character." -- The Grinch (TSgt Seanbo 1/28/01)
"Yes they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blonde or blue. If a women is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, uh, boy women are perfect." -- With Honors (Gary 1/9/01)
"Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it." -- Braveheart (Gary 1/9/01)
"The best thing about pain, it tells you you're not dead yet." -- G.I. Jane (Gary 1/9/01)
"Pain heels, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever." -- The Replacements (Gary 1/9/01)
"Your not your job, your not how much money you have in the bank, your not your car, your not the contents of your wallet, your not your f***ing khakis, you are the all singing all dancing crap of the world." -- Fight Club (Gary 1/9/01)
"Our fathers were our models for God, if our fathers bailed what does that tell you about God?" -- Fight Club (Gary 1/9/01)
"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." -- Fight Club (Gary 1/9/01)
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." -- The Usual Suspects (Gary 1/9/01)
Sir Bedimir: "How do you know she's a witch?"
crowd person: "well...she turned me into a newt!"
SB: "a newt?"
crowd person: "I got better..."
other crowd person: "BURN 'ER ANYWAYS!" -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Lauren 1/7/01)
"Redrum Redrum Redrum...REDRUM!" -- The Shining (Louise 1/6/01)
"Bond, James Bond" -- Dr. No (or any James Bond movie) (Mike 1/5/01)
"I'll be back" -- Terminator (Mike 1/5/01)
"A boy's best friend is his mother" -- Psycho (Mike 1/5/01)
"Marge maybe its the beer talking but you got a butt that won't quit.... they got these pretzels there ummmmm.....5$...." -- The Simpsons (Me 1/4/01)
"dreams die hard if you hold them in your hand long after they turn to dust" -- Dragonheart (Jester 12/29/00)
Liz: "Girl, you need a man. If only for ten
Bethany: "It's been my experience that the average male is never a man - not even for ten minutes in his entire life span." -- Dogma (Jade 12/26/00)
"When I grow up and get married I'M LIV'N ALONE, I'M LIV'N ALONE!!" -- Home Alone (Vickie 12/23/00)
Operator: "I'm sorry sir, this service is
reserved for emergency calls only."
John: "No sh*t lady do I sound like I'm ordering a f***ing pizza?" -- Die Hard (Andrea 12/17/00)
"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddoooooooooooooooom" -- Braveheart (The Master 12/17/00)
Roberta: "what? whast that you mumbling?"
Scott: "would it be alright if......can i kiss you?"
Roberta: "i guess" (Scott moves in close)
Roberta: "YOU WANNA DO IT NOW?!?!"
Scott: "yeah!, i mean if you want to"
Roberta: "ok" (they kiss and pull apart)
Scott: "ahhh that was great!"
Roberta: "It was ok"
Roberta: "Scott..." (scott moves in close again thinking she wants to kiss him again)
Roberta: "if you mentiont his to anyone, especially your brothers...i will beat the s*it out of you!!!" -- Now and Then (Cordy 12/17/00)
"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics" -- Joseph Stalin (Rockhop 12/14/00)
"Sometimes I feel theres a hole inside me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn. I have this dream of being whole. Not going to bed each night wanting. But still sometiems, whenthe wind is warm and the crickets sing, I dream of a love that even with time will lie down and be still for. I just want someone to love, and I want to be seen." -- Practical Magic (Kelli B. 12/12/00)
"What we do in life, echoes an eternity." -- Gladiator (Crutch 12/12/00)
"What the summer was supposed to bring us was independence, but what it brought, was independence from eachother!" -- Now and Then (Tracy 12/6/00)
Grinch: "There's nothing like a snowball fight to break the ice" -- The Grinch (anonymous entry 12/6/00)
"I'm a good enough lawyer to know you can get a better lawyer" -- Rules of Engagement (anonymous entry 12/6/00)
"Now i know who i am cuz of the kids, the kids call me mr.glass" -- Unbreakable (anonymous entry 12/6/00)
"Why spend your life making someone else's dream?" -- Ed Wood (Me 12/4/00)
Murphy: "The cat? Man, I can't believe that
just f***ing happened!" Rocko: "Is it dead?"
Murphy: "Oh my god!" -- Boondock Saints (Eleas 12/4/00)
Smecker: "What were you doing?"
Boyfriend: "I just wanted to cuddle!"
Smecker: "Cuddle?" *pauses* "What a fag." -- Boondock Saints (Eleas 12/4/00)
"Something I'll always remember: Throw salt over your left shoulder, grow rosemerry by your front gate, plant lavendar for luck, and fall in love whenver you can." -- Practical Magic (Kass 12/3/00)
"Can you do this to the beach boys? Hell Nah!" -- Rush Hour (Candy 12/2/00)
"I ain't no punk bitch!!" -- Rush Hour (Candy 12/2/00)
Jim: "You scratched my car!"
Jim: "right theeeere"
Man: "oh that? that was already there"
Jim: "you, you liar! you know what i'm gonna do about this?"
Jim: "nothing, cuz if i take it to small claims court it will just drain 8 hours out of my life and you probably wouldn't show up and if i finally got the judgement you'd just stiff me anyway, so what i'm gonna do, is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!!!"
Man: "you've been here before haven't you?" -- Liar Liar (Candy 12/2/00)
"Daddy no!!" -- Armageddon (Candy 12/2/00)
Lloyd Christmas: "I despirately want to make
love to a school boy!"
Mary Swanson: "Uh maybe I should go." -- Dumb and Dumber (Sarah 12/1/00)
"Hooters, Hooters, HOOTERRS!!!!!!!!!" -- Big Daddy (Alana 11/30/00)
"I know you are but what am I?!?!?" -- Pee Wee's Big Adventure (astrocreep 11/28/00)
Dennis Hopper: "I give up.Who are you?"
Christopher Walken: "I'm the Anti-Christ. When you die you can tell the angels in heaven you've never seen evil so singularly personified than in the face of the man that killed you." -- True Romance (astrocreep 11/28/00)
Mallory: "You make everyday seem like kindergarden"-- Natural Born Killers (Bloodlady 11/28/00)
Mickey: "I love you more than I love Myself" -- Natural Born Killers (Bloodlady 11/28/00)
Cristan: "Doll Face" -- Clueless (anonymous entry 11/27/00)
"You're So Money Baby" -- Swingers (Daddy 11/27/00)
"It's been 84 years, and I can still smell the fresh paint..." -- Titanic (Bloodladyb 11/27/00)
Mickey: "The whole world is comin' to an
Mallory: "I see angels Mickey... They're coming down for us from heaven. And I see you ridin' a big red horse, you're drivin' the horse, whipping them and all are spittin' and frothing and they comin' right at us... And I see the future, there's no death cause you and I we're angels."
Mickey: "That is poetry... damn!!" -- Natural Born Killers (Bloodlady 11/27/00)
Wayne Gayle: "So Mickey.When did the thought
of killing cross your mind?"
Mickey: "Birth.I was thrown into a pit of scum begotten by God." Mickey laughs sarcastically. -- Natural Born Killers (Astrocreep 11/27/00)
"We went like this and they went like this and i said hollywood where'd they go and hollywood said, "where'd whooo go!!"" -- Top Gun (anonymous entry 11/19/00)
"You had me with hello" -- Jerry Maguire (anonymous entry 11/18/00)
"Nice set of Hooters you got there" -- Dumb and Dumber (Bobby 11/17/00)
"In the game of seduction, there is only one rule: never fall in love." -- Cruel Intentions (Lauren P. 11/15/00)
"I'm the Marcia f***ing Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself for it. So there's your pyschoanalysis Doctor Freud." -- Cruel Intentions (Lauren P. 11/15/00)
"Turn it off, man! Turn it off! It's sucking my will to live!" -- Wayne's World (Sarah 11/12/00)
"It 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." -- The Blues Brothers (Sarah 11/12/00)
"All that it took was a fat chronic blunt!" -- Mallrats (Sarah 11/12/00)
"Paper or plastic?" -- Go (Keely 11/9/00)
"I bought you some flower they look and feel plastic but they smell real yeah!" -- The Ladies Man (Kass 11/7/00)
Babe Ruth to Benny: "Remember kid, heros get remembered, but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you can never go wrong." -- The Sandlot (Julie 11/6/00)
Dylan (Drew Barrymore): "Okay, three hamburgers, three french fries and three cokes. You guys want anything?" -- Charlie's Angels (Julie 11/6/00)
Mrs. Smalls: "Has your dad ever told you
about that ball?"
Smalls: "Umm...no. No, i don't think he has. Nope. i don't know anything about it. Umm....nope I don't think so. Ummm.....no, I don't know about it." -- The Sandlot (Julie 11/6/00)
Austin: "Not a good time too lose one's head. He'll never be head of a major cooparation..." and so on. Don't remember everything." -- Austin Powers: Man of Mystery (Kjetil N. 10/31/00)
"This is my...BOOMSTICK!" -- Army of Darkness (Kjetil N. 10/31/00)
"Searching for a boy in highschool is as useless as searching for meaning in a pauly shore movie." -- Clueless (Whitney 10/25/00)
Kat Stratford: "I hate the way you talk to me/ And the way you cut your hair./ I hate the way you drive my car./ I hate it when you stare./ I hate your big dumb combat boots/ And the way you read my mind./ I hate you so much it makes me sick-/ It even makes me rhyme./ I hate the way you're always right./ I hate it when you lie./ I hate it when you make me laugh-/ Even worse when you make me cry./ I hate it that you're not around/ And the fact that you didn't call./ But mostly I hate the way/ I don't hate you-/ Not even close, not even a little bit, not any at all." -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Roo 10/23/00)
Mr. Stratford: "Where do you think you're
Bianca Stratford: "Well, if you must know...a small study group of friends."
Mr. Stratford: "Better known as an orgy?"
Chastity: "It's only a party, Mr. Stratford."
Mr. Stratford: "And hell is only a sauna." -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Roo 10/23/00)
Patrick: "Why is everyone so hot for this girl? Has she got beer-flavored nipples?" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Roo 10/23/00)
Mark: "Talk hard. I like that. It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind." -- Pump Up The Volume (Roo 10/23/00)
Dammers: "My body is a roadmap of pain." -- The Frighteners (Roo 10/23/00)
Ash: "Gimme some sugar, baby." -- Army of Darkness (Roo 10/23/00)
Ash: "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." -- Army of Darkness (Roo 10/23/00)
Sydney: "Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's
got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?"
Stu: "Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive." -- Scream (Roo 10/23/00)
Stu: "As if, that's all I'm saying. As if."
Randy: "Oh really Alicia?" -- Scream (Roo 10/23/00)
Winston: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -- Ghostbusters (Roo 10/23/00)
Peter: "Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon. What've
you got left?"
Egon: "Sorry, Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." -- Ghostbusters (Roo 10/23/00)
Peter: "We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!" -- Ghostbusters (Roo 10/23/00)
Ray: "I think we'd better split up."
Egon: "Good idea."
Peter: "Yeah...we can do more damage that way." -- Ghostbusters (Roo 10/23/00)
Sam: "You're a vampire, I knew it!"
Michael: "I am not!"
Sam: "So what are ya, the flying nun?" -- The Lost Boys (Roo 10/23/00)
David: "What, you don't like rice? Tell me, Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?" -- The Lost Boys (Roo 10/23/00)
David: "Maggots, Michael. You're eating maggots. How do they taste?" -- The Lost Boys (Roo 10/23/00)
Carol: "Larry, I think she's dead!"
Larry: "Try giving her the present." -- Manhattan Murder Mystery (Roo 10/23/00)
(J has just jumped from a bridge onto a tour bus) J: "It just be raining black men in New York!" -- Men in Black (Roo 10/23/00)
Beatrice: "Did you come to make fun of me
K: "No, ma'am. The FBI has no sense of humor that we're aware of." -- Men in Black (Roo 10/23/00)
J: "Why the big secret? People are smart,
they can handle it."
K: "A *person* is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." -- Men in Black (Roo 10/23/00)
Hudson: "We're on an express elevator to hell-going down!" -- Aliens (Roo 10/23/00)
Hudson: "They're coming outta the walls! They're coming outta the goddamn walls!" -- Aliens (Roo 10/23/00)
"I love the father..." -- Dark Circle Boys (Diana B. 10/21/00)
"Eat these!" -- Porky's 5 (Spaz 10/18/00)
"I'm a naughty boy! Naughty, naughty, naughty!" -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 10/14/00)
Wolverine: "It's the real me!"
Cyclops: "Prove it!"
Wolverine: "Your a d*ck."
Cyclops: "Okay." -- X-Men (David R. 10/14/00)
"Hello! This is Karen. Oh, hi! How you doing? Yeah, I'm late for the offic again. Listen, I'm in the shower, can I call you back? Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown! Bades't cat in the whole damn town! Badder than old King Kong! Cleaner than a junkyard dog! Don't come in! I'm naked! What's on your mind monkey butt? What's that funky smell?" -- Home Alone 3 (David R. 10/13/00)
""Eastman!" He came out of the East to do battle with the amazing Rando!" -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (David R. 10/13/00)
Mike: ""Energy Park." Providing
a safe place for energy to play."
Tom Servo: "This week at "Energy Park", bugal horn demonstrations and magic by the amazing Rando!" -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (David R. 10/13/00)
"Excuse me, "Macic Film and Video", but Rando will do all the magic in this film!" -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (David R. 10/13/00)
Mike: "Hey! The amazing Rando!"
Tom Servo: "Watch Rando the Great construct sets with his very mind!"
Crow: "Now we never met before, have we?" -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (David R. 10/13/00)
"Normal veiw. Normal view! Normal View! NORMAL VIEW!" -- Mystery Science Theatre 3000 (David R. 10/13/00)
"Okay, so what do you want to do bonehead?
You just want to sit here and wait and see who drops next?"
"Well, I don't know, phonehead!" -- Scream 2 (Bernadette S. 10/13/00)
"Yes Kate, you are a good woman, but then again you may be the anti-Christ." -- Tombstone (Duke 10/11/00)
"I Broke the Window again" -- A Night At The Roxbury (Ross P. 10/11/00)
"I know Kung Fu" -- The Matrix (Ross P. 10/11/00)
"..Its like a little bit of heaven here on earth.." -- Here On Earth (Eleni 10/4/00)
“I love daisies, they’re so friendly. Don’t you think daisies are the most friendliest flowers” -- You've Got Mail (Sara M. 9/29/00)
"Why you going to the airport... flying somewhere?" -- Dumb and Dumber (Smokey D. 9/28/00)
A.J: "What's with you today? Yesterday you
were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from 'The Karate Kid'.
What's with you today man?"
Lucas: "What's with TODAY today?" -- Empire Records (Sparky 9/28/00)
Armand: "I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision or heard a rumour that would damn or save my soul." -- Interview With A Vampire (Lee C. 9/28/00)
Honey: "So, Garth...would you like to have
dinner some night?"
Garth: "Oh, I like to have dinner every night." -- Wayne's World 2 (Sara 9/28/00)
Garth: "I'm what you call 'sans parents'. I can go to a movie on a school night (snap) like that." -- Wayne's World 2 (Sara 9/28/00)
Mr. Bailey: "Any accidents on your record?"
Dexter: "Not to your knowledge!" -- Good Burger (Sara 9/28/00)
Ted: "I would appreciate it...if you would tell that NUTCASE in there, he's making a big F**CKING mistake!!" -- Four Rooms (Sara 9/28/00)
Squints: "Hurry up, Benny, my clothes are goin' outta style!" -- The Sandlot (Sara 9/28/00)
Alvin: "You do what you do, and I'll do what I do!" -- Trapped in Paradise (Sara 9/28/00)
Dr. Evil: "You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margerine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough." -- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Sara 9/28/00)
Nancy: "Whatever you do...don't fall asleep." -- Nightmare on Elm Street (Sara 9/28/00)
Wayne: "It will be mine. Oh, yes. It will be mine." -- Wayne's World (Sara 9/28/00)
Dylan: (tosses the toy for the dog) "There. Go nuts." -- Lost & Found (Sara 9/28/00)
Dr. Evil: "I've got a whole bag of *shhhh!* with your name on it." -- Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Sara 9/28/00)
Ben: "They wear it because they have to. I'll wear it...because I *want* to!" -- Leaving Las Vegas (Sara 9/28/00)
Dr. Evil: "Don't worry, mama. Things won't get weird." -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Sara 9/28/00)
Garth: "That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny. Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class." -- Wayne's World (Sara 9/28/00)
Alvin: "Hey...can we stop for some ringdings
Bill: "Ringdings and milk?"
Bill: "Oh, sure! Then we can get some balloons, and go to the puppet show...what are you, two years old?!" -- Trapped in Paradise (Sara 9/28/00)
Xander: "Are you gonna be cruising past that concept any time soon?" -- Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Buffy 9/26/00)
Markus Burnett (To Lowry(Will Smith): "I'm not getting this! Do you just attract violence?!?" -- Bad Boys (Buffy 9/26/00)
Burnett: "Watch where you swinging the dead leg!" Lowry: "Oh,ok. My bad, my bad." -- Bad Boys (Buffy 9/26/00)
"I want what every other man wants at 3:00 in the morning." "Breakfast!" -- Coyote Ugly (Kass 9/26/00)
"What about you, is there someone else."
"No but there is the dream of someone else." -- You've Got Mail (Mel 9/23/00)
"And shepherds we shall be, For thee my lord for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine dei Patris, et Filii, Spiritus Sancti." -- The Boondock Saints (Richard B. 9/23/00)
"Locked together in hatred, but i could never hate you Louis". -- Interview With A Vampire (Diana B. 9/20/00)
"Groovy." -- Army of Darkness (Evan S. 9/19/00)
"I guarantee tough times, I guarantee me or you or both of us will want to get out of this,...but I also guarantee to love you for the rest of my life." -- Runaway Bride (Kass 9/14/00)
Tyler Durden: "Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives." -- Fight Club (Guru 9/14/00)
"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" -- Apocalypse Now (Diana B. 9/6/00)
"Even if we never talk again after this night, know that I am forever changed because of who you are and what you mean to me." -- Chasing Amy (Jamie 9/5/00)
"I'll eat anythng you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow.... Come on down now!!!....I'll chew on a dog!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!" -- Beetlejuice (Barbara 8/28/00)
"Head...what? Head Dewey Head!" -- Scream 3 (Danielle 8/28/00)
"You First" -- Bless the Child (Kass 8/22/00)
"I can smell the rain, when did I learn to do that?" -- Autumn in New York (Kass 8/22/00)
"I'm in love" -- Cruel Intentions (Kass 8/19/00)
Neo: "Are we in a computer program?"
Morpheus: "Is it so difficult to believe? Your hair is different, your clothes are different. The switch at the back of your head is gone." -- The Matrix (Prakash 8/17/00)
Gibby: "Oh my God, you totally ripped off
my Malibu Barbie idea!"
Kirsten: "Not-uh, I'm Disco Barbie."
Kristen: "And I'm Evening Gown Barbie." -- Never Been Kissed (Sam 8/13/00)
"Ok, new rule you can date, when she does."
"But Daddy she might never date!"
"That means you'll never date, oh I like that." :) -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Kassidi 8/11/00)
"Liver alone!!!!!" -- Scream (Pink Smurf 8/9/00)
"My insurance doesn't cover PMS" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Pink Smurf 8/9/00)
"Whasssssuuuuupppp?!?!" -- Scary Movie (Pink Smurf 8/9/00)
"This one time at band camp..." -- American Pie (Pink Smurf 8/9/00)
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative" -- Scream (Athena 8/9/00)
"I'm a coyote." -- Coyote Ugly (Kassidi 8/6/00)
"An interesting game this is, war. It appears that the only winning move, is to not play at all. How about a nice game of chess?" -- Wargames (Eph 8/5/00)
"Stephie never hurt nobody. I hurt people." -- State of Grace (Tyson Thompson 8/5/00)
"I know you can be overwelmed and you can
be underwelmed but can you ever just be...welmed?"
"I think you can in Europe?!" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Marybeth 8/3/00)
"What's the difference between like and love?"
"Well see I like my sketchers but I LOVE my Prada backpack!"
"Ohhhh" -- 10 Things I Hate About You (Marybeth 8/3/00)
Preston: "It's terrible...nobody drink the beer the beer has gone bad!" -- Can't Hardly Wait (Marybeth 8/3/00)
Kenny: "Yo Check it...time to get busy" -- Can't Hardly Wait (Marybeth 8/3/00)
"40,000 people die every day,why cant you be one of them." -- U-Turn (Adameuser 8/1/00)
"Nothing is final until you are dead...and even then I am sure God negotiates." -- Ever After (Randi M. 7/28/00)
"What's the point? They're all the same; some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act that's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door. It's insulting." -- Scream (Chris 7/28/00)
"No, he didn't slam into ya, he didn't bump ya, he didn't nudge you. He rubbed you and rubbing, son, is racing." -- Days of Thunder (Chris 7/28/00)
"Come out, come out where ever you are." -- Cape Fear (Ronnie 7/22/00)
"It's not pinin' it's passed on, it is no more. It has ceased to be, it has expired and gone to see its maker, this is a late parrot. It's a stiff bereft of life and if you hadn't nailed hime to the perch he'd be pushin up the daisies he's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!!" -- Monty Python's The Parrot Sketch (Lindsey 7/20/00)
"As you wish" -- The Princess Bride (Lindsey 7/19/00)
"Kiss me, Jack." -- Titanic (Nikki 7/17/00)
"And what do they call you? Wheels?" -- The X-Men (David 7/13/00)
Luke Skywalker: "I am a Jedi, like my father
Emperor Palpatine: "So be it, Jedi." -- Return of the Jedi (Matthew V. 7/12/00)
"Hello there my little pussy fart." -- Me, Myself, and Irene (Kass 7/11/00)
Nicholas Cage: "You made a big mistake by having a kid do your dirty work an even bigger mistake getting my kid brother to do it, and you made the BIGGEST mistake trying to kill me!" -- Gone in 60 Seconds (Kassidi 7/9/00)
"Then were gonna come back and ring that victory bell......just like we always wanted to." -- Grease (Kassidi 7/8/00)
"To Jane who loved this garden, From Tom who always sat beside her." -- Notting Hill (Kassidi 7/8/00)
Julia Roberts: "You have big feet."
Hugh Grant: "Yes,Always have."
Julia Roberts: "You know what they say about men with big feet?"
Hugh Grant: "No,What?"
Julia Roberts: "Big feet,big Shoes." :o) -- Notting Hill (Kassidi 7/8/00)
Rizzo: "What about you Danny?"
Danny: "Your looking good Riz."
Rizzo: "Eat your heart out!"
Danny: "Sloppy seconds ain't my style." -- Grease (Kass 7/3/00)
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!" -- Jurassic Park (Cornet Boy 6/27/00)
"I'm a reasonably respectable citizen, multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous." -- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Elena K. 6/22/00)
"You ever have that not so fresh feeling?" -- Reality Bites (Rachel 6/14/00)
"Leave the gun, take the canolli." -- Godfather (Damien B. 6/12/00)
"Isn't this fun? Don't you wish you were me? I know I do..." -- Arthur (Lily 6/8/00)
Capt Willerd: "Hey soldier do you know who is in command here?" Soldier: "Yeah" -- Apocalypse Now (Robert 6/5/00)
"My, my my, what a mess." -- The Fugitive (Robert 6/5/00)
"Pardon me: but did I Break your concentration " -- Pulp Fiction (anonymous entry 6/5/00)
"...I've noticed a tendency for this film to become silly. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife, and some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point." -- And Now for Something Completely Different (Lily 6/2/00)
"Sometimes...I feel like there is so much beauty in the world...I can't take it" -- American Beauty (annaxxx 6/1/00)
"Pretty bird...pretty bird...polly want a cracker?" -- Dumb and Dumber (annaxxx 6/1/00)
Club owner (giving an example of a joke to Andy):
"Why did the Siamese twins go to England?"
Andy: "I don't know; why did they go to England?"
Club owner: "So the other one can drive!"
Andy: (after a pause) "Why doesn't the other one just learn to drive?" -- Man on the Moon (Lily 5/31/00)
"Brothers stay with me." -- Gladiator (David 5/19/00)
Man: "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
Wise Man: "A newt?"
Man: "... I got better." -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Mark E. 5/15/00)
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -- The Shining (David R. 5/9/00)
"Hang him, hang him? I 'oughta shoot you right now!" -- Wild Wild West (David R. 5/9/00)
"Why don't you just hang on to your joystick." -- Lost in Space (David R. 5/9/00)
"A million bucks worth of weaponry, and I'd give it all back for a lousy can of Raid!" -- Lost in Space (David R. 5/9/00)
"Look, he trashed the garden. Aw man, now I'm pissed!" -- Godzilla (David R. 5/9/00)
"Maybe this will refresh your memory. Ruff, Ruff, Ruff, bad dog, Ruff! We did it and you know it!" -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
"This is a job for Weenie-Man. Into the Weeniemobile. Weenie-Man away!" -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
"The secret government Eggo project." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
Mike: "What's with all the underpants Servo!"
Tom Servo: "Oh, I collect them." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
"Believe me Mike, I figured the odds of this actualy working against the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
"Hey, I'm experiancing a sensation completly new to me, and I love it!" -- Mystery Science Theater 3000 (David R. 5/9/00)
"Your head hit my golf ball, then you went sleepy-bye." -- Good Burger (David R. 5/9/00)
"Shark still looks fake." -- Back to the Future, Part II (David R. 5/9/00)
"You see this?! N.Y.P.D. Which means I will kNock Your Punk-a** Down!" -- Men in Black (David R. 5/9/00)
"Smile you son of a b****!!!!!!" -- Jaws (David R. 5/9/00)
"Good morning. Oh! And in case I don't see ya'! Good afternoon, Good evening, and Goodnight! Yeah...yeah..." -- The Truman Show (anonymous entry 4/30/00)
Harry Burns: "I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible." -- When Harry Met Sally (Brian 4/26/00)
"You're not perfect sport. And let me save you the suspense, this girl you met isn't either. The question is whether or not you're perfect for each other." -- Good Will Hunting (Brian 4/26/00)
"One day I'll wish upon a star, wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, way above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me." -- The Wizard of Oz (Brian 4/26/00)
"Because Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love, and you cannot track that, not with a thousand blood hounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords." -- The Princess Bride (Brian 4/26/00)
"I have to remind myself that some birds weren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But your world is just that much colder and emptier that they're gone. I don't know... maybe I just miss my friend." -- The Shawshank Redemption (Brian 4/26/00)
"The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!" -- Dazed and Confused (Brian 4/26/00)
"Hello, I am Andy and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was better. You know? But it is so stupid - it's terrible...all of the most important things in my life have been mixed up and changed around for dra-...dra-...dra-mat-ic purposes..." -- Man on the Moon (Lily 4/17/00)
Nicole: "So, who are we making jealous"
Chase: "Everyone Nicole, Everyone!" (then they kiss!) -- Drive Me Crazy (Theresa C. 4/15/00)
Sam: "This whole baby thing baffels me. I mean you have it. you raise it. You inevitably screw it up. It resents you feels guilty for resenting you. Then, it has a baby which only perpetuates the vicious." -- Now and Then (Tiffany 4/15/00)
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" -- Dirty Harry (Mich 4/14/00)
"We accept the world in which we are presented..." -- The Truman Show (David 4/13/00)
"You're the best of the best. We'll make you better." -- Top Gun (emg 4/13/00)
Estella: "We are who we are, people dont change" -- Great Expectations (Zena 4/11/00)
Andy: "I just think that the world is an illusion, and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously." -- Man on the Moon (Lily 4/11/00)
"YOU WIN!" -- The Bachelor (Beebs 4/11/00)
"In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend : those with loaded guns and those who dig. YOU dig." -- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (Eva 4/10/00)
"Lilu Dallas. Multipass." -- The Fifth Element (Christine 4/10/00)
"It's in that place where I put that thing that time." -- Hackers (Christine 4/10/00)
"Are you crying?? There's no crying in baseball!" -- A League of Their Own (Christine 4/10/00)
"That's a commercial airliner, they're 5 miles high going 200 miles an hour, they wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it." -- Six Days, Seven Nights (Tiffany 4/8/00)
"152 insights into my soul!" -- You've Got Mail (Guia 4/7/00)
Lloyd: "Because I'm a guy. I've got pride."
Corey: "You're not a guy. The world is full of "guys". Be a MAN.....don't be a "guy"." -- Say Anything (Guia 4/6/00)
Jesus: "I'm gonna f**k you up, man."
The Dude: "Well that's like, your opinion, man." -- The Big Lebowski (Becky 4/5/00)
"Has anything you've done made your life any better?" -- American History X (Kara 3/30/00)
"It's a life mom...not a hayride." -- Boys on the Side (Kiers 3/29/00)
"I'm sorry for all the times you were ever sick or sad. And I'm sorry for all the times I never I said I was sorry. I'm sorry I didn't fix the screen door.. it's fixed now... and I'm sorry that I didn't hold onto you with so much strength even God couldn't pull you away." -- Message In A Bottle (Kiers 3/29/00)
Michael: "If you love someone, just say it...you just say it out loud, or the moment...passes you by..." -- My Best Friend's Wedding (Sheryl 3/24/00)
"We might be through with the part but the past isn't through with us!" -- Magnolia (David 3/23/00)
Gen Bradley: "What we need is the best tank
man we got."
Gen Bradley: "Possibly."
Aide: "GOD help us." -- Patton (TSgt Seanbo 3/18/00)
"We'll always be there for each other!" -- Now and Then (Vered 3/18/00)
"What's wrong with that guy?" (talking
"My first guess would be...alot!" -- Con Air (Melissa 3/17/00)
"When they ask me what I liked the best, I'll tell them it was you." -- City of Angels (Kassidi 3/16/00)
"Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free." -- The Thin Red Line (Samie 3/14/00)
"Just no more daddy's." -- The Next Best Thing (Kassidi 3/8/00)
"Love is passion. An obsession. Someone you can't live without. Someone you fall head over heels for. Find someone you can love like crazy, and will love you the same way back. Listen to your heart. No sense in life without this. To make the journey without falling deeply in love, you haven't lived a life at all. You have to try, because if you haven't tried, then you haven't lived." -- Meet Joe Black (Kevin 3/1/00)
"Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you'll still barely have a glimpse of what I am talking about." -- Meet Joe Black (Kevin 3/1/00)
"You're a fake and a phoney and I wish I never laid eyes on you!" -- Grease (Amanda 2/25/00)
"When you dance with the devil you don't change the devil, the devil changes you." -- 8mm (Becka 2/20/00)
"Wheee what a predicament" -- Face/Off (Jack R. 2/18/00)
Sammy: "Well you know about Idaho huh? There's
no clouds in Idaho"
Etienne: "No clouds?"
Sammy: "Sure. Chicago, the windy city. Idaho the cloudless state. Some weird weather thing to do with atmospheric pressure, I don't know." -- The Beach (Jash D. 2/18/00)
"Always remember to eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark." -- Pump Up The Volume (Melissa L. 2/17/00)
The Joker: "I'm only laughing on the outside/My smile is just skin deep/If you could see inside, I'm crying/You should join me for a weep." - Batman (Bill 2/11/00)
"All I know about movie trilogies is that in the third one -- All bets are off" -- Scream 3 (David 2/8/00)
Robert Redford: "One million dollars for
one night with your wife."
Anu: "I'll do it for a cell phone and a biology report."
Robert Redford: "Deal."
Anu: "I tell you what. I'll just do it for free." -- Indecent Proposal (Jash D. 2/5/00)
Tommy: "Brothers don't shake hands! Brothers gotta HUG!!!" -- Tommy Boy (Angelica 2/1/00)
Achoo: "What part of Georgia are you from??? South Central?!" -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Angelica 2/1/00)
The Djinn: "Make your final wish." -- Wishmaster (Jash D. 2/1/00)
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer" -- The Godfather (Jash D. 2/1/00)
Blade: "There are worse things out tonight
Girl: "Like what?"
Blade: "Me." -- Blade (Jash D. 2/1/00)
"Michael, this is the business we have chosen..." -- The Godfather (Jash D. 2/1/00)
Burger girl: "You are so busted!"
Mrs Burnham: "I don't think it is any of your business."
Lester Burnham: "Actually she's the drive thru manager so it is her business because you're on her territory." -- American Beauty (David 1/30/00)
"Today I quit my job and blackmailed my boss for sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus" -- American Beauty (David 1/30/00)
"I quit my job. I didn't LOSE it - it wasn't like, oops, I lost my job, where is it ?!" -- American Beauty (David 1/30/00)
"You so wanna have like, ten thousand of his babies" -- American Beauty (David 1/30/00)
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy." -- The Outlaw Josey Wales (Jeff S. 1/27/00)
"I'm a lot faster than you'll ever live to be." -- High Plains Drifter (Jeff S. 1/27/00)
Trinity: (putting gun against agent's head) "Dodge this." (Bang!) -- The Matrix (Saz 1/11/00)
"Death by stereo." -- The Lost Boys (Becs 1/7/00)
"I have to climb the drain pipe now...Why? Because I ran out of Pixie dust and I can't fly up! Sheesh." -- Hook (Brad 12/26/99)
"Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Some things in here don't respond well to bullets." -- The Hunt for Red October (Brad 12/26/99)
"YippeeCayyay M--- F---!!!" -- Die Hard 2 (Brad 12/26/99)
Policeman: "I am the police! And I say if
you move you're dead."
Eric: "And I say I am dead...and I move..." -- The Crow (Brad 12/26/99)
Coffey: "Like the drink, only not spelt the same." -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Marge: "Why is it that when they play they always play at killing each other?" -- The Talented Mr. Ripley (Eve 12/23/99)
Percy: "Dead man walking!" -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Melinda: "I dreamed of you. I dreamed you were wandering in the dark, and so was I. We found each other in the dark." -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Arlen: "Do you think that if a man sincerely repents on what he done wrong he might get back to the time that was happiest for him and live there forever? That'd be what heaven's like?" -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Paul: "I just about believe that very thing." -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Percy: "Oh, I intend to think about it very hard. Starting right now." -- The Green Mile (Eve 12/23/99)
Dr. Evil: "No, no, we do not gnaw on our kitty!" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Eve 12/23/99)
"Well of course you haven't had THE PLEASURE! We just met baby, yeah!!" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Eve 12/23/99)
Fat Bastard: "Get in my belly!" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Eve 12/23/99)
George: "So, I understand you're from Lithuania."
Andy (in character as Foreign Man, speaking in a clipped accent): "No...I am from Caspiar."
George: "Caspiar, huh?"
Andy: "It is a very small island in the Caspian Sea. It sunk." -- Man on the Moon (Miss Rori 12/23/99)
Andy: "I'm a bad person..."
Lynne: "You're not a bad person...*You* are a complicated person."
Andy: (after a moment) "You don't know the real me."
Lynne: "There isn't a real you."
Andy: "Oh yeah...I forgot." -- Man on the Moon (Miss Rori 12/23/99)
" www.shhhhh.com - .org" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (David 12/22/99)
"I shall call him..................Mini Me!" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (David 12/22/99)
"Either your incrediably smart or incrediably stupid." -- Enemy of the State (Kassidi 12/21/99)
Andy Kaufman (Jim Carrey): "Since you've all been such good boys and girls, I would like to take everyone in this entire audience out for milk and cookies! There are buses outside - follow me!" -- Man on the Moon (Miss Rori 12/20/99)
"I'm scared to close my eyes, and I'm scared to open them" -- The Blair Witch Project (David 12/3/99)
"My filming is all I have left" -- The Blair Witch Project (David 12/3/99)
"Believe me, nothing is trivial." -- The Crow (Angela C. 12/1/99)
Joe: "I love you now I'll love you forever" -- Meet Joe Black (Sam & Kass 11/26/99)
Scott Evil: "They don't sell mojo, cuz I looked. I looked on the internet." -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (M&M 11/25/99)
"Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys ! Make your lives extraordinary" -- Dead Poet's Society (David 11/24/99)
Mr. Jones: "There is always an Aterrion Battleship, or a Kerrelion Death Ray, or an Interstellar Plague threatening to whip out life on this miserable little rock. The only reason that these people can get on with their tiny little lives is that they DO NOT KNOW ABOUT IT." -- Men in Black (SSgt Seanbo 11/16/99)
Eric Draven: "It can't rain all the time" -- The Crow (Chev 11/16/99)
Taylor: "We're gonna lose this war, aren't
Sgt Elias: "We've been kickin' other peoples butts for so long, I figure it's time we got ours kicked"
Rah:"Barnes bin shot 7 times, and he 'aint dead. Barnes 'aint meant to die. Only thing that can kill Barnes, is Barnes!!"
Barnes: "Saddle up, lock 'n' load" -- Platoon (Chev 11/16/99)
"Then one day, it started to rain....and it didn't quit for 6 months. I seen just about every kinda rain that there is. Little stingin' rain. Big ole fat rain, even rain that seem ta come in sideways. Hell...sometimes, the rain even seemed to be comin' straight up outta the ground" -- Forrest Gump (Chev 11/16/99)
"I guess sometimes there just aren't enough rocks" -- Forrest Gump (Chev 11/16/99)
"I'm gonna hit the brakes...he'll fly right
"You're gonna do WHAT??!!" -- Top Gun (Chev 11/16/99)
"Who's up there?"
"Cougar and Merlin,and Maverick and Goose."
"Oh great!! Maverick and Goose!!" -- Top Gun (Chev 11/16/99)
"What the hell is that !!?? What's that !!!????" -- The Blair Witch Project (David 11/12/99)
Bradley: "Have you seen the casualty list?"
Patton: "General Bradley, I suggest that you consider how many casualties we would have if we were still crawling along that Goddanm road." -- Patton (SSgt Seanbo 11/10/99)
Erny Pyle: "In this column I want to tell you what the opening of the second front entailed, so that you can know and appreciate and forever be humbly grateful to those both dead and alive who did it for you." -- History (SSgt Seanbo 11/10/99)
"It is my fault......because it was my project......I'm so scared!" -- The Blair Witch Project (David 11/4/99)
"In this world, a man, himself, is nothing. And there ain't no world, but this one" -- The Thin Red Line (David 11/4/99)
"These guys are crazy!" -- Out of Sight (Kaian 11/4/99)
Scott Evil: "I like animals. Maybe I'll be
Dr. Evil: "An EVIL vet?"
Scott Evil: "No, maybe like, work in a petting zoo."
Dr. Evil: "An EVIL petting zoo?"
Scott Evil: "You always do that!!!" -- Austin Powers (Krista 10/29/99)
"Throw me a freakin' bone here! I'm the boss. I need the info." -- Austin Powers (Krista 10/29/99)
"Shoot straight you bastards ! Don't make a mess of it" -- Breaker Morant (David 10/27/99)
Biff: "Why don't you make like a tree... and get outta here" -- Back to the Future (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"On this ship you're to refer to me as idiot, not 'you captain'" -- Spaceballs (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb" -- Spaceballs (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"I told you never to call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall" -- Spaceballs (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Life is just a state of mind." "But it's my favorite state!" -- Ghostbusters (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Robocop (after firing at a man smoking a cigarette): "Thank you for not smoking." -- Robocop II (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"They're heeeeeere..." -- Poltergeist (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Never say `I'll be right back'" -- Scream (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"We toys can see eeeeevvrrryyythiiing... ..So PLAY NICE!" -- Toy Story (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Woody: "This is a perfect time to panic!" -- Toy Story (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Simba: "Uncle Scar; when I'm king, what'll
that make you?"
Scar: "A monkey's uncle."
Simba: "Hahaha. You're so weird."
Scar: "You have no idea..." -- The Lion King (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Scar: "I'm surrounded by idiots..." -- The Lion King (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Egon: "Don't cross the streams"
Egon: "It would be bad."
Peter: "I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, bad?"
Egon: "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal..."
Peter: "That's bad. Ok, important safety tip, thanks Egon." -- Ghostbusters (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
(at the end of the movie, after the credits roll) Ferris: "You're still here? It's OVER. Go home!" -- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"My god, it's full of stars!" -- 2001: A Space Odyssey (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"You have been erased." -- Eraser (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
David Duchovy: "Are you going to kill me?"
Man pointing a gun: "Why, are you scared?"
David: "I'm just trying to plan my day..." -- Playing God (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Listen to them, the children of the night, what sweet music they make" -- Dracula (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Dr. Frankenstein: "Would you mind telling
me who's brain I -did- put in"
Eyegor: "And you wont be angry"
Dr. Frankenstein: "I will not be angry"
Eyegor: "Abby someone"
Dr Frankenstein: "Abby someone. Abby WHO?"
Eyegor: "Abby normal"
Dr. Frankenstein: "Are you telling me I put an abnormal brain in THAT?!?" -- Young Frankenstein (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we're aware of. Agent K" -- Men In Black (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"This is the place where the dead speak..." -- Pet Sematary (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Banzai: "Hey, did we order this dinner to
Shenzi: "No. Why?"
Banzai: "'Cause there it goes!" -- The Lion King (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Wait a minute! You know her, she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everybody's okay with this??! DID I MISS SOMETHING?!!?" -- The Lion King (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Welcome to Earth!" (said by Will Smith, before he punches the alien's lights out...) -- Independence Day (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"You just don't appreciate electric fences till they're gone." -- Jurassic Park II: Lost World (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
"Oooh, aaah, that's how it all starts. But later there's running... And screaming..." -- Jurassic Park II: Lost World (Lizzi K. 10/25/99)
Conrad: "We Three Kings be stealin' the gold." -- Three Kings (Kassidi 10/21/99)
Wally Parr: "When you think of all those that gave the "Supreme Sacrifice"... Remember the real meaning of that... They gave away all of THEIR TOMMORROWS, for YOUR TODAY. That, is the REAL meaning of the "Supreme Sacrifice"." -- D-Day "The Total Story" (SSgt. Seanbo 10/15/99)
"I see dead people" -- The Sixth Sense (David 10/14/99)
"Low there do I see my father, Low there do I see my Mother my sisters and my brothers, Low there do I see the line of my people back to the beging, They bid me take my place among them, To the Halls of Valhalla, Were the brave will live FOREVER!!!!" -- The 13th Warrior (Jake 10/13/99)
"Hand in hand with fairy grace, we will sing and bless this place." -- A Midsummer Night's Dream (Julia 10/12/99)
Teacher: "You can hit a few balls in those
Amber: "She could be a farmer in those clothes" -- Clueless (Kay 10/11/99)
Crap Game: "So where is this gold?"
Kelly: "In a bank."
Crap Game: "You're getting pretty ambitious aren't you? I mean, if you think you can blow a bank and get away with it."
Kelly: "It's behind enemy lines."
Crap Game: (after some thought) "That could be the perfect crime." -- Kelly's Heroes (SSgt Seanbo 9/24/99)
Old Lady: "Nervous?"
Old Lady: "First Time?"
Striker: "No, I've been nervous lots of times." -- Airplane (SSgt Seanbo 9/24/99)
Lady in Store: "Is this some kind of a bust?"
Lt. Frank Drebin: "Well, yes it is." -- Naked Gun 33 1/3:The Final Insult (Brian D. 9/19/99)
K: "The Atomizer series 4."
J: "Yeah, now thats what I'm talking about."
K: "The noisy cricket. (Hands it to J)"
J: "(Staring at the palm size gun) No way, I feel like I'm gonna break the !#@% thing!" -- Men in Black (Richard F. 9/17/99)
"Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight." -- That Thing You Do! (Ducky 9/12/99)
"You wouldn't know love if it bit you in the arm pit!" -- Runaway Bride (Ducky 9/12/99)
"Innocent girls are afraid of the one eyed snake" -- Runaway Bride (Ducky 9/12/99)
"Whoa...pretty warm in these rhinos..." -- Ace Ventura 2 (Benjamin 9/8/99)
Shmi: "Don't look back. Don't look back". -- Star Wars Episode I (David 8/4/99)
"Yeah he's funny..not funny haha but funny quier." -- Sling Blade (Kassidi 8/31/99)
"If the milk is sour I ain't the kind of pussy to drink it." -- Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Diana 8/20/99)
Darth Sidious: "This is my apprentice - DARTH MAUL...." -- Star Wars Episode I (David 8/17/99)
Darth Sidious: "Begin landing your troops"
Viceroy: "My Lord, is that legal?"
Darth Sidious: "I WILL MAKE IT LEGAL!!!!" -- Star Wars Episode I (David 8/17/99)
Coach: "You wouldn't know the diffrents between a sneeze and a juicy fart!" -- Varsity Blues (Kassidi 8/13/99)
"So cut him a Deal... Maybe the guy's a Republican." -- Kelly's Heroes (Ssgt Seanbo 8/10/99)
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her" -- Notting Hill (Kassidi 8/9/99)
"You're everything I never knew I always wanted." -- Fools Rush In (Sandra 8/5/99)
Katharine: "You don't get anywhere in this world by waiting for what you want to come to you. You make it happen." -- Working Girl (Masumi 8/3/99)
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear it turns out...is scarier then hell!! -- The Blair Witch Project (Becca 8/2/99)
"I don't reckon I'll kill nobody uh-huh." -- Sling Blade (Kassidi 7/31/99)
Jewls: "I love you, I've loved you for nine years." -- My Best Friend's Wedding (Kassidi 7/31/99)
Auda Abu Tai (addressing Lawrence in front of the Haweitat tribe): "I am Auda Abu Tai, I've received 28 great wounds gotten in battle, 28 men have I killed with my own hands in battle ! I scatter, I burn my enemies tents, I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor, because I am a river to my people !" -- Lawrence of Arabia (Jan G. 7/21/99)
Shmi Skywalker: "He can help you... He was meant to help you." -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (Ramses R. 7/15/99)
George: "I ain't sayin' he's bright, he ain't, but he's a damn good worker." -- Of Mice and Men (Eve 7/12/99)
Lennie:"You said I was your cousin!"
George:"Yeah, well that was a lie! If i was a relative of yours I'd shoot myself!" -- Of Mice and Men (Eve 7/12/99)
Rick: "It was a phantom punch!!!" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
Rick: "You sat down exactly when they wanted you to! They didn't miss him with that second shot, they missed you!" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
Rick: "...I am the king!" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
Rick: "I'm on tv? I am on TV?! Hello I'm Rick Santoro, Rick Santoro! I'm Rickie!!!" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
Rick: "There he is!!! There's the man who's life I want!!!" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
Kevin: "Does that seem right to you?"
Rick: "Kevin that is right in so many ways!"
Kevin: "No, I mean a beautiful woman alone at a fight?" -- Snake Eyes (Eve 7/12/99)
"Boom!" -- Arlington Road (Eve 7/12/99)
Charlie: (sung) "Woman! Woah man! WHOOOOA man!" -- So I Married An Axe Murderer (Eve 7/12/99)
"Well, look at that boys head, it's like Sputnik!" -- So I Married An Axe Murderer (Eve 7/12/99)
Charlie: "Excuse me I believe i ordered the large capuccino." -- So I Married An Axe Murderer (Eve 7/12/99)
"Head-pants-nooooooow!!!!" -- So I Married An Axe Murderer (Eve 7/12/99)
Truman: "Wasn't that fun?"
Truman: "You wanna do it again?"
Meryl: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." -- The Truman Show (Eve 7/12/99)
Truman: "I'll cross my fingers on it." -- The Truman Show (Eve 7/12/99)
Joe: "Are you sharing information with me?"
Jonas: "No. I was just wondering which way you're gonna head."
Joe: "Southeast, I think. To the counter!" -- Twister (Eve 7/12/99)
Joe: "New truck?"
Joe: "Boy oh boy, new wife, new truck, new job, it's like a whole new you!"
Joe: "This is very awkward-"
Joe: "I thought you'd be coming out here alone."
Bill: "I wasn't expecting on coming out here at all. You said you'd meet me in-"
Joe: "It's about Dorthy."
Bill: "Dorthy? What about her?"
Joe: "She's here!"
Bill: "Show me." -- Twister (Eve 7/12/99)
Bill: "Why can't we spend a normal day together?" -- Twister (Eve 7/12/99)
Max: "I like your nurses uniform guy."
Peter: "These are O.R. scrubs."
Max: "O R they?" -- Rushmore (Eve 7/12/99)
Herman: "She was my Rushmore Max."
Max: "Yeah I know. She was mine too." -- Rushmore (Eve 7/12/99)
Rosemary: "Has it ever occurred to you that
you are far too young for me?"
Max: "It occurred to me that you might think that." -- Rushmore (Eve 7/12/99)
Carol: "Really mom what is it you want?"
Mother: "I want us to go out!"
Carol: "Okay." -- As Good As It Gets (Eve 7/12/99)
Melvin: "Carol the waitress, Simon the fag." -- As Good As It Gets (Eve 7/12/99)
James: "Cheer up! You know what Monty Python
Helen: "No one expects a Spanish Inquisition." -- Sliding Doors (Eve 7/12/99)
Wesley: "As you wish." -- The Princess Bride (Eve 7/12/99)
Truman: "I know! It's just me." -- The Truman Show (Eve 7/12/99)
Max: "I'm sorry did someone say my name?" -- Rushmore (Eve 7/12/99)
Carol: "I want your life for one minute where my big problem is that somebody offers me a free convertible so that i can get out of this city!" -- As Good As It Gets (Eve 7/12/99)
"Truman, where are you going?" -- The Truman Show (Eve 7/12/99)
Lev: "American components! Russian components! All made in Taiwan!" -- Armageddon (Eve 7/12/99)
John Cusack: "If you guys know so much about
women why are you all hanging out with me on a Saturday night?"
Pause; One guy speaks up, "By choice!"
All other guys chime in: "Yeah, choice, by choice." -- Say Anything (Melissa 7/11/99)
"Elliot? We can't name the kid Elliot! Elliot's the fat kid who eats paste. We gotta name the kid Nick. Nick's your buddy, Nick's your pal. Nick's the guy that let's you puke in his car." (To older woman driving car): "Excuse me, vomit." -- The Sure Thing (Melissa 7/11/99)
"I'm not a whore, I'm a dancer!" -- Showgirls (Melissa 7/11/99)
Private: (Jumping into a foxhole not knowing who
he lands near.) "What silly son of a b**** is in charge of this operation?"
Major General Omar Bradly: "I don't know, but they ought to hang him." -- Patton (Ssgt Seanbo 7/8/99)
"There is no spoon." -- The Matrix (Greatest Dog 7/4/99)
"The Path of the righteous man is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed are those, who in the name of charity and justice, shepherd the weak, through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those, who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know, my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee! (Blows man's head off.)" -- Pulp Fiction (Hallie 7/1/99)
"It was only a couple of flipper babies!!!" -- Brain Candy (Hallie 7/1/99)
Brian: "You're all indivuals!"
Massive Doting Crowd: "Yes, we're all individuals!"
One Guy raising his hand: "I'm not." -- Life of Brian (Hallie 7/1/99)
"I love you, Stef" -- My Life (Robbie 6/30/99)
"You know planting the seed and watering the flower?" -- Now and Then (Merz 6/30/99)
Man: "It looks like two great big..."
Man2: "NUTS!!!! Get your roasted nuts!" -- Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me (Kassidi 6/30/99)
"It looks like...Two Balls!" -- Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me (Kassidi 6/29/99)
Russian Guy: "This stupid monkey" -- Armageddon (Kassidi 6/29/99)
Fat Bastard: "I'm depressed because I'm fat,and I'm fat because I'm depressed." -- Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me (Kassidi 6/25/99)
Dr.Evil: "You A-hole!" -- Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me (Kassidi 6/25/99)
Dr.Evil: "NO Mini-me,we don't eat Mini-Mr.Bigelsworth" -- Austin Powers:The Spy Who Shagged Me (Kassidi 6/25/99)
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -- The Princess Bride (SSgt. Seanbo 6/25/99)
"I think I wet myself." -- A Bug's Life (Diana 6/24/99)
"My dad is going to be so mad at me." -- Scream (Dino 6/24/99)
"Life is pain you just get used to it." -- The Long Kiss Goodnight (Dino 6/24/99)
"Let me go now and I will leave you the use of your legs." -- The Long Kiss Goodnight (Dino 6/24/99)
"Chef's do that" -- The Long Kiss Goodnight (Dino 6/24/99)
Fat Bastard: "I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs!!! Get in my belly!" -- Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (Amanda 6/15/99)
Scott Evil: "Blow me!"
Dr Evil: "Pardon me?"
Scott Evil: "Show me."
Dr Evil: "...All right.." -- Austin Powers (Lux L. 6/12/99)
"Love is a dunghill and I am but a cock that climbs upon it to crow." -- Rob Roy (O. Boot 6/8/99)
Duke of NYC's 2nd in Command: "You touch
me he dies... Your not back in the air in 20 seconds he dies... You come
back in he dies..."
Warden of the Prison: "I am ready to talk."
2nd in command: "19...18...17" -- Escape from NY (SSgt Seanbo 6/6/99)
Jar Jar: "We're gonna die in here"
Qui gon Jinn: "Relax. We're not in trouble yet".
Jar Jar: "Monster's out dere, leakin in here, no fuel and no power; when do ya think wesa in trouble !" -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (David 6/5/99)
Jar Jar: "Steady ! Steady !" -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (David 6/5/99)
Yoda: "Always two there are. No more, no
less. A master and an apprentice."
Mace Windu: "So which one was destroyed. The master ; or the apprentice ?" -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (David 6/5/99)
Jar Jar: "How wude !!!!" -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (David 6/4/99)
Dark Helmet: "Smoke if you got 'em" (passes out) -- Space Balls (responsive 6/4/99)
Sarah: "If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love is forever." -- The Crow (responsive 6/4/99)
Eric Draven: "Victims... aren't we all?" -- The Crow (responsive 6/4/99)
Morpheus: "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. They have to experience it for themselves." -- The Matrix (H.B. 6/3/99)
Obi Wan Kenobi: "The force will be with you... always." -- Star Wars (Ramses Ramirez 5/30/99)
Worf: "Captain, we should destroy them while
we have the chance!"
Picard: "No, Worf they're our allies." -- Star Trek (Dunlin 5/29/99)
After a cow moos... Jon Lovitz: "Will you SHUT UP!" -- A League of Their Own (Guido 5/27/99)
Joe: "I don't want to leave."
Girlfriend: "Then Don't." -- Meet Joe Black (Kassidi 5/27/99)
Michael: "It's kinda embarassing to say it
this way but, you've been the women in my life..."
Jewles: "You've been the man in mine." -- My Best Friends Wedding (Kassidi 5/27/99)
George: "Look, tell him you love him.....bite
Jewles: "George...........What will he say?"
George: "I was just kidding, you'll stand there by him at the wedding and kiss him good-bye,...that's what you came here to do, so do it." -- My Best Friends Wedding (Kassidi 5/27/99)
George: "Love the bag, love the shoes,
love everything, love too."
Jewles: "What about your flight?"
George: "Cancelled." -- My Best Friends Wedding (anonymous entry 5/27/99)
"Yeah I know he throws up his sword, catches it underneath..Yeah shut the f*** up!" -- Blade (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Vader: "All too easy. Perhaps you are not as strong as the Emperor thought." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Vader: "You haved learned, young one." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Vader: "The Force is with you, young Skywalker. But you are not a Jedi yet." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, not for attack." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Luke: "I won't fail you. I'm not afraid."
Yoda: "Yeah. You will be. You will be." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we... (Yoda pinches Luke's shoulder) ... not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you. (gesturing) Here, between you... me... the tree... the rock... everywhere! Yes, even between this land and the ship!" -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Mm? Mmmm." -- The Empire Strikes Back (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Luke: "Master Yoda...is Darth Vader my father?"
Yoda: "Your father he is." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "Strong am I with the Force... but not that strong! Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall. That is the way of things... the way of the Force." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Yoda: "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?" -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Vader: "Luke, help me take this mask off."
Luke: "But you'll die."
Vader: "Nothing can stop that now. Just for once let me look on you with my own eyes." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Emperor: "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Luke: "Your thoughts betray you, Father.
I fell the good in you... the conflict."
Vader: "There is no conflict."
Luke: "You couldn't bring yourself to kill me before, and I don't believe you'll destroy me now."
Vader: "You underestimate the power of the dark side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
Vader: "Obi-wan has thought you well."
Luke: "I will not fight you, Father."
Vader: "You are unwise to lower your defenses." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/24/99)
"You can't run away from your own fear." -- Gothic (DJ Fright 5/24/99)
Luke: "I'm sorry your highness but you've
failed... I am a Jedi like my father before me."
Emperor: "So be it Jedi." -- Return of the Jedi (anonymous entry 5/23/99)
"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, PEOPLE DIE!!!!" -- Austin Powers (Al 5/23/99)
Travis Bickle (Robert de Niro): "You talkin' to me?" -- Taxi Driver (Krieger 5/19/99)
Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins): "We all go a little mad sometimes." -- Psycho (Krieger 5/19/99)
Juliet Forrest (Rachel Ward): "What are you
Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin): "Adjusting your breasts. You fainted, and they got knocked all out of whack." -- Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (Krieger 5/19/99)
Viceroy Nute Gungray : "My Lord, is that
Darth Sidious : "I will make it legal" -- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (David 5/17/99)
"My only love sprung from my only hate..." -- Romeo and Juliet (Neala D. 5/10/99)
Jack: "Winning that ticket Rose, was the
best thing that ever happened to me, it brought me to you, and I´m
thankful for that Rose. You must do me this honor, you must promise me,
that you´ll survive, that you won´t give up, no matter what
happens. Promise me now Rose!"
Rose: "I promise"
Jack: "And never let go of that promise"
Rose: "I´ll never let go Jack. I´ll never let go!" -- Titanic (Griselda 5/4/99)
"Richard,who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa or was it Spanky?" -- Tommy Boy (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"Hey a math award!" -- Dead Man On Campus (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
Tommy: "Richard, do I have a mark on my face.
It really hurts."
Richard: "I thought I hit you in the shoulder."
Tommy: "My shoulder doesn't hurt but my face does. Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here." -- Tommy Boy (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"Losers do their best. The winners f**k the prom queen." -- The Rock (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"You can trouble me for a warm glass of Shut the hell up." -- Happy Gilmore (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"How about a washing machine too?" -- That Thing You Do! (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
Tom Everett Scott: "Now they think we were
Mark Paul-Glossear: "Yeah! They're totally in the dark." -- Dead Man on Campus (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"Shut up. I'll kick your @$$!!!!" -- That Thing You Do! (Bobby G. 4/30/99)
"If the whole world was covered in piss and you lived in a tree, I still wouldn't come home." -- Parenthood (Finn 4/29/99)
"You know these chicks are only good for
"Yeah, and what are you supposed to do with them for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?"
"Is that all it takes, just 15 minutes?" -- Grease (Finn 4/29/99)
Truman: "Why do you want to have a baby with
me? You can't stand me."
Meryl: "That's not true. (moves on to a commercial) Why don't you let me fix you a mocoacoa drink, from the slopes of Mt. Nicargua, no artificial sweetners."
Truman: "What are you talking about? Who you talking to?"
Meryl: "I've had other cocoas, this is the best."
Truman: "What the hell does this have to do with anything, tell me what's happening!" -- The Truman Show (Ashley 4/12/99)
Truman: "Beautifully synchronized, don't
Meryl: "You're blaming me for the traffic?"
Truman: "Should I?" -- The Truman Show (Ashley 4/12/99)
Truman ( roleplaying an "Alive" scene in the mirror): " I'm not gonna make it, you're gonna have to go on without me." "No, way mister, you're going over the top of this mountain, broken legs and all." " You're crazy you know that?" " Yeah, tell me something I don't know." " Alright, promise me one thing thought, if I die before I reach the summit, you'll use me as an alternative source of food." "Ew, gross." " Eat me dammit, that's an order." " Only the love handles." " I have love handles?" " Yeah, little ones." -- The Truman Show (Ashley 4/12/99)
"My mother was the sort of mother who always said she was her daughter's best friend. I thought: Great! Not only do I have a shitty mother but my best friend's a loser bitch." -- The Opposite of Sex (Dave m-g. 4/11/99)
Dr. Evil: "The details of my life are quite
Carrie Fisher: "Oh no, please, please, let's hear about your childhood"
Dr. Evil: "Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genious possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helemts. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoastrian named Velma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."
Carrie Fisher: "You know, we have to stop" -- Austin Powers (Toby 4/11/99)
"The price is wrong B*TCH!!!" -- Happy Gilmore (Juan D. 4/7/99)
Jar Jar: "Ohhh....my tongue....my tongue !!" -- Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (David 4/4/99)
Jar Jar: "This is gonna be messy, me no watchin' !" -- Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (David 4/4/99)
"No dumb son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his contry. He won it, by making the other poor dumb son of a bitch die for his contry." -- Patton (SSgt Seanbo 4/3/99)
"If we're the only people in the universe, it would be an awful waste of space." -- Contact (anonymous entry 4/1/99)
Will: "Hey, you like apples?"
Guy: "Ya... "
Will: "Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?" -- Good Will Hunting (anonymous entry 4/1/99)
Boomer: "There will come a day, boy, when
you'll wish you never had met me."
Jack: "Mr. I'm already there!" -- Speed (anonymous entry 4/1/99)
"Man I gosta have sex tonight!" -- Can't Hardly Wait (anonymous entry 4/1/99)
"Why you always gotta waste my flavor? Dam!" -- Can't Hardly Wait (anonymous entry 4/1/99)
"Life is a state of mind." -- Being There (Miss Rori 3/31/99)
Chance the gardener (aka Chauncey Gardiner): "I like to watch." -- Being There (Miss Rori 3/31/99)
Chance the gardener (aka Chauncey Gardiner): "All is well - and all will be well - in the garden." -- Being There (Miss Rori 3/31/99)
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." -- Dirty Dancing (Carmel 3/18/99)
"You don't believe in all this mumble jumbble do you?" -- The Saint (Kass 3/13/99)
Yoda: "Always two there are - A master, and an apprentice" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Queen Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a comitee !" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Jar Jar Binks: "You say people gonna die ?" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Qui Gon Jinn: "I can only protect you...I can't fight a war for you" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Qui Gon Jinn: "There is something else behind this your highness, that will kill you if you stay" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Sio Bibble: "A communications disruption can only mean one thing .... invasion !" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
Queen Amidala: "I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war" -- Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace (David 3/13/99)
"You love her. You don't love me anymore." -- Cruel Intentions (Krista 3/11/99)
Billy: "You aint cool unless you pee your
Old Lady: "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." -- Billy Madison (Dan 3/10/99)
"I thought I was your snack pack Billy!" -- Billy Madison (Ashley 3/10/99)
Some guy in the crowd: "Hey Abbboooottttt!"
Abbot: "I hate that guy!" -- Robin Hood: Men in Tights (grg 3/10/99)
"No more drugs for that guy." -- Face/Off (grg 3/10/99)
"Memories are meant to fade. They're designed that way for a reason." -- Strange Days (Dana 3/9/99)
"What, so I'm a clown? I amuse you, I'm here to f***ing amuse you?" -- Goodfellas (Jason H. 3/8/99)
Maverick & Goose: "I have the need, the need for speed!" -- Top Gun (Sam and Kass 3/8/99)
Mom: "Isn't that the underwear model for Kalvin Clien?" Stepmom: "No, fully dressed Ralph Lauren." -- Stepmom (Kass & Sam 3/7/99)
Anna: "Your not my mother!"
Isabell: "Thank God for that!" -- Stepmom (Kassidi 3/7/99)
"Listen here limp dick.." -- Stepmom (Sam 3/7/99)
"Where is the bastard i'll have to kick his ass!" -- Stepmom (Kassidi 3/6/99)
"I'll say it once, and I'll say it again, I am NOT a hampster!" -- InZone (Catherine M. 3/6/99)
"Hakuna Matata" -- The Lion King (Catherine M. 3/6/99)
"There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to sucessfully survive a horror movie." -- Scream (Catherine M. 3/6/99)
General Hammon: "This is General Hammon.
You gotta get my people out of there NOW!!!"
US Chopper Pilot: "Sir, we don't have clearance to go behind enemy lines."
US Soldier: "They're not coming for us. Are they sir?" -- The Rock (SSgt Seanbo 3/4/99)
Queen Padme Amidala: "Are you sure about this, trusting our fate to a boy we hardly know?" -- Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (David 3/3/99)
"Every saga has a beginning..." -- Star Wars Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace (David 3/3/99)
Dotty: "It just got too hard.."
Jimmy: "It's supposed to be hard.....if it was easy everyone would play, the hard is what makes it great." -- A League Of Their Own (Kassidi 2/24/99)
DUDE: "Look, nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man." -- The Big Lebowski (Ella 2/22/99)
Dread Pirate Roberts: "I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But, in the meantime, rest well, and dream of large women." -- The Princess Bride (Ella 2/22/99)
Dr. Evil: "Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament." -- Austin Powers (Ella 2/22/99)
Police Officer: "Sir, are you classified
Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle." -- The Fifth Element (Ella 2/22/99)
Harriet: "Do you actually like Haggis?"
Charlie: "No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." -- So I Married an Axe Murderer... (Ella 2/22/99)
Willy Wonka: "We have to get on, we have to get on. We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it." -- Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (Ella 2/22/99)
"Listen up limpdick!" -- Stepmom (Colleen 2/22/99)
Qui Gon Jinn: "Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi-Wan Kenobe" -- Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace (David 2/18/99)
Londo: "The Humans, I think, knew they were doomed. But where another race would surrender to despair, the Humans fought back with even greater strength. They made the Minbari for every inch of space. In my life, I have never seen anything like it. They would weep. They would pray. They would say good bye to their love ones and then throw themselves without fear or hesitation at the very face of death itself. Never surrendering. No one who saw them fighting against the inevitable, could help but be moved to tears by their courage, their stubborn nobility. When they ran out of ships, they used guns. When they ran out of guns, they used knives and sticks and bare hands. They were magnificent! I only hope, when it is my time, that I may die with half as much dignity as I saw in their eyes at the end. They did this for TWO YEARS! They never ran out of courage. But in the end, they ran out of time." -- B5 In the Beginning (SSgt. Seanbo 2/15/99)
Ambassador Milari: "Ah!!! Arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you." -- In The Beginning (SSgt. Seanbo 2/15/99)
Lucas says to Joe: "who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear!" -- Empire Records (Me 2/14/99)
"You never seen it miss this house and miss that house and come after you." -- Twister (Sari 2/10/99)
"He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing." -- Twister (Sari 2/10/99)
Melissa: "I got to go. We have cows."
Jo: "Another cow."
Bill: "Actually, I think it's the same one." -- Twister (Sari 2/10/99)
Venkman: "Got your stick?"
Zeddmore, Stantz, Spengler: "Hold'n!"
Venkman: "Heat 'em up!"
Zeddmore, Stantz, Spengler: "Smok'n!"
Venkman: "Make 'em hard!"
Zeddmore, Stantz, Spengler: "Ready!"
Venkman: "Let's show this prehistoric bi*ch how we do things downtown..." -- Ghostbusters (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
M: "Pump her for information.Use your past
relationship with Mrs. Carter if necessary."
Moneypenny: "Just how much pumping you're going to have to do is up to you James."
Bond: "If only that were true of you and I, Moneypenny" -- Tomorrow Never Dies (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
Marty: "you mean my mom has the hots...for
Doc Brown: "Precisely"
Marty: "This is heavy doc."
Brown: "There's that word again...heavy. Why is everything so heavy? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull in 1985?" -- Back to the Future (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
Chavez: "They'll catch you doc, just like they caught me. They'll catch everyone but him <Nodding towards Billy>. They call him 'El Coyote' and says that he can turn into a coyote and disappear. Me? I just think he's the luckiest son of a bi*ch around." -- Young Guns II (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
Hudson: "Oh that's just great man, that's
just great. Now what the fu*k are we supposed to do now man?"
Burke: "why don't we build a campfire? sing some songs? huh?"
Hudson: "It's game over now man, it's game over. Now what are we supposed to do? we're in some pretty sh*t now man." -- Aliens (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
Obi Wan Kenobi: "The boy's dangerous. Everyone else senses it, why can't you?" -- Star Wars Episode I : The Phantom Menace (Iori Y. 2/7/99)
"To infinity, and beyond!" -- Toy Story (Krista 2/5/99)
Beast: "I want to do something for her....but
Cogsworth: "Well, there's the usual: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep." -- Beauty and the Beast (Krista 2/3/99)
The Prince: "Belle, it's *me*!" -- Beauty and the Beast (Miss Rori 2/2/99)
Sarah: "That's not fair!"
Jareth: "You say that so often. I wonder what your basis for comparison is." -- Labyrinth (Miss Rori 2/2/99)
Magenta: "I ask for nothing - Master."
Frank: "And you shall receive it - in ABUNDANCE!" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Miss Rori 2/2/99)
Marty: "Boy, this is heavy."
Doc Brown: "Weight has nothing to do with it." -- Back to the Future (Miss Rori 2/2/99)
Doc Brown: "If my calculations are correct, when this thing hits 88 miles per hour...you're going to see some serious sh**." -- Back to the Future (Miss Rori 2/2/99)
John Milton/Satan/Al Pacino: "God's a sadist! Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, but don't swallow. Swallow, but don't enjoy. And the whole time...and the whole time, he's laughing his sick, f*cking head off. Worship that? NEVER" -- The Devil's Advocate (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Lestat: "I like to do it, I enjoy it. Take your resitence, taste pure things, kill them swiftly if you will, but do it. For do not doubt, you are a killer Louis" -- Interview With A Vampire (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Billy: "Hey Bell, I'll make you famous" -- Young Guns II (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
"Be like water...water's the smallest stuff in the world. It can fit into any container. It seems weak, yet it can penetrate rock...be like the nature of water." -- Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Anakin Skywalker: "I had a dream I was a Jedi" -- Star Wars : The Phantom Menace (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Darth Maul: "At last we will have our revenge." -- Star Wars : The Phantom Menace (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Mace Windu: "You refer to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to the force...you believe it is this...boy?" -- Star Wars : The Phantom Menace (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
"Anakin Skywalker, meet Obi Wan Kenobi" -- Star Wars : The Phantom Menace (Jerry K. 1/30/99)
Murtaugh <pointing at Jet Li>: "I suppose
you want to go ask him how he did that with the gun."
Riggs: "Well, yeah. I mean he just took it apart in my hands." -- Lethal Weapon 4 (Dj Sour Patch Kid 1/30/99)
Yoda: "Fear is the power of the dark side. Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to hate, hate...leads to suffering." -- Star Wars Episode I : The Phantom Menace (Dj Sour Patch Kid 1/30/99)
"I didn't choose to love you,.......but I do." -- The Horse Whisperer (Kassidi 1/30/99)
Darkness: "I offer you this rose, princess...my heart...my soul...my love." -- Legend (Miss Rori 1/27/99)
Statler: "So what do you think of the movie
Waldorf: "I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this!" -- The Muppet Movie (Miss Rori 1/27/99)
Frank: "It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache. And my children turn on me! Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did. Do you think I made a mistake - splitting his brain between the two of them?" -- Rocky Horror Picture Show
Doc Brown: "Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads." -- Back to the Future (Miss Rori 1/27/99)
Doc Brown: "Of course it's erased! Your future hasn't been written yet - no one's has. The future is what you make it. So make it a good one!" -- Back to the Future III (Miss Rori 1/27/99)
"Trust me, I'm your fairy godmother." -- Twice Upon A Time (Miss Rori 1/27/99)
"I'm scared of what I saw, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room, and never feeling the rest of my whole life.....the way I feel when I am with you." -- Dirty Dancing (Jamie W. 1/27/99)
Garland Green: "There was this girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat..." -- Con Air (Jimbob 1/27/99)
"Why do you always wear that hat?"
"Because it fits my head." -- The Horse Whisperer (anonymous entry 1/24/99)
"Hey, isn't this the weekend you were supposed
to meet your Internet girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but she had some photo shoot in Fiji....it's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington." -- Can't Hardly Wait (Krista 1/21/99)
Mike: (drunk) "Well you're the one, AmanDUH,
who's gonna be embarrassed. I mean, who's gonna want you now."
Mike: "Oh yeah? More like...nobody!"
Amanda: "You know, you really got me there, Mike." -- Can't Hardly Wait (Krista 1/21/99)
Preston: "You're a stripper?"
Angel: "I'm a dancer!"
Preston: "You're an angel stripper?" -- Can't Hardly Wait (Krista 1/21/99)
"Is your friend coming or what Pa" -- American Gothic (dmac 1/13/99)
"Well, you're welcome to spend the night" -- American Gothic (dmac 1/13/99)
Louis: "Losers say what?"
The Bully: "What?"
Louis: "Loser" -- Jack (Kheli 1/7/99)
"Keaton used to say 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him'. Well I believe in God, & the only that scares me is Keiser Sose..." -- The Usual Suspects (Cal C. 1/7/99)
"S**t, you shoot me ina dream you better wake up and apologize..." -- Reservoir Dogs (Cal C. 1/7/99)
Sidney: "We're are you taking us?"
Cop#1: "We can't say..."
Cop#2: "Now if we do, we have to kill you..." -- Scream 2 (Remo 1/5/99)
Stu: "We're gonna play a game, well we ask
you a question and if it's wrong poogah".
Billy: "Yes and now we'll kill you."
Sidney: "F*** you".
Billy: "No, no we've already played that game, you lost." -- Scream (Remo 1/5/99)
Einhorn: "Do I have to make your life a hell?"
Ace: "No, I'm not ready for a relationship" -- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Remo 1/5/99)
Frank: (singing) "Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh...Erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever...Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it..." -- Rocky Horror Picture Show (Miss Rori 1/4/99)
Michele: "Ok, I don't think that like one chip was going make a difference...it wasn't even a whole chip." -- Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (Stef 1/2/99)
Joey: "We like her Dad!" -- Overboard (Stef 1/2/99)
"I thought Mickey was supposed to be dead!?!" -- Scream 2 (anonymous entry 1/1/99)
"I've had better." -- Liar, Liar (anonymous entry 1/1/99)
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